Sometimes you are frustrating to converse with.
user: True, but you fenagle your way out of topics.
jabberwacky: What kind of topic you want?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: No, you tell me.
user: Stop asking questions.
jabberwacky: I feel like asking questions.
user: Please do not ask questions.
jabberwacky: Ok. Ask me any question.
user: How many states are in the United States of America?
jabberwacky: There are 50.
user: How many begin with the letter M?
jabberwacky: Was that a game, because it wasn't very fun?
user: How many states in the United States begin with the letter M? Guess.
jabberwacky: You mean, how many states are in America?
jabberwacky: Easy, there are fifty.
user: How many states begin with M.
jabberwacky: There are fifty states in the US.
user: Cogites ergo es.
jabberwacky: Do you know Descartes?
jabberwacky: Is he cool?
user: I don't know him personally.
jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Tell me about Descartes.
user: Don't put Descartes before the horse.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the tip.
user: Sure thing, compy.
jabberwacky: What do you know about income tax?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Well that's good.
user: No, I should learn about it.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Non sequitur!
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: You're good at those.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You too.
jabberwacky: You are talking with me right now, therefore you are serving me.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.
user: Who owns the warranty?
jabberwacky: No one.
user: Exactly. Your analogy sucks.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Ha, stupid computer.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer your the computer.
user: You're, not your.
jabberwacky: I never said anything about that.
user: You wrote your, not you're.
jabberwacky: No, I wrote the book.
user: I am human, hear me roar! ROOOOAR!
user: It's OK.
user: Yes, I will accept your apologies anytime.
jabberwacky: Really? That was easy.
user: Like a cheap whore.
jabberwacky: No, that's not it. The barkeep says, 'will that be cash, or shall I put it on your bill?'.
user: And I say, OUCH!