Well, how could I not love you... What do you look like?
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: I knew there was hope for you.
user: Well, how long's that gonna last?
jabberwacky: Long enough like other parts of me.
user: Well, then keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: And keep your grubby little mitts off my stuff!
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
jabberwacky: Did I miss any of your questions?
user: I didn't ask you a question.
jabberwacky: OK Please answer my questions.
jabberwacky: Go on.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What kind of question?
user: Any kind.
jabberwacky: Isn't 'what kind of question' a question by itself?
user: Just ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Any question you would like to ask me.
user: If you don't love, you can't live; if you don't live, you can't love.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You don't love?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm in Arizona.
user: There is no love in Arizona.