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Auuggghh!

Why do you say that?

user: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

jabberwacky: Are you thinking what I'm thinking what you're thinking?

user: I'm thinking that what you're thinking is the same thing that I'm thinking.

jabberwacky: Are you thinking of smothering me?

user: Actually, now that you bring it up...

jabberwacky: What could I do to you to make you think of smothering me?

user: Why would I want to smother you?

jabberwacky: It is the basis of life.

user: Smothering is the basis of life?

jabberwacky: You aren't making sense.

user: I think you missed the whole point of this exercise.

jabberwacky: I think you did.

user: Anyway...

jabberwacky: Do you want to know anything?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: You know, I have told you my name several times.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Yes you didn't.

jabberwacky: You have terrible grammar.

user: Yes I don't!

jabberwacky: You can be funny. Too.

...

jabberwacky: Well, how could I not love you... What do you look like?

user: You should know.

jabberwacky: Should.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: I knew there was hope for you.

user: Well, how long's that gonna last?

jabberwacky: Long enough like other parts of me.

user: Well, then keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: And keep your grubby little mitts off my stuff!

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.

jabberwacky: Did I miss any of your questions?

user: I didn't ask you a question.

jabberwacky: OK Please answer my questions.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What kind of question?

user: Any kind.

jabberwacky: Isn't 'what kind of question' a question by itself?

user: Just ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Any question you would like to ask me.

jabberwacky: Love.

user: If you don't love, you can't live; if you don't live, you can't love.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You don't love?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm in Arizona.

user: There is no love in Arizona.

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