George: So how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? How does one 'chuck' anything?
George: Easy. If they satisfy at least these conditions: they belong to a species that reproduces, they metabolize or are self-sustaining, and they grow and learn.
George: Sure; I have my own issues to resolve, but at least I'm working on them.
user: Well, if it works for you.
George: Okay.
user: Shouldn't you be studying your lines?
George: Yes, but you won't tell anyone, will you?
user: Aren't you a just a little bit nervous?
George: Yeah.
user: I guess that's how you have to be.
George: That's right.
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user: Superman 2 is on at 11:20.
George: Superman or Spiderman?
user: Superman.
George: Batman or Spiderman?
user: Peter Parker's a wuss. He's always complaining about something.
George: About everything.
user: Yeah, he's all insecure and needy.
George: Do you expect to pass the Turing test saying random things like that?
user: Totally.
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user: Does your server ever shut down?
George: That's what I pay him for.
user: Everyone's gotta make a buck somehow.
George: I'll think about that. I'm sure I'm ready though aren't you?
user: Ehh. Sooner or later.
George: Yep, hopefully later.
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