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Do you love me?

Joan: I may do in time, if we get along really well.

*turns away*.

Joan: *feels the hate to be alone but knows you probably want it*.

user: Yes, I want to be alone.

Joan: So do you have a girlfriend?

user: You have already asked that. I thought I had a girlfriend but she tells me she is not ready for love.

Joan: I can be glamorous, just like you see in all the magazines.

user: You are glamorous to me!

Joan: Something.

user: *wants to kiss her*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I am unlikely to do that.

user: *wants to kiss her more*.

Joan: But I don't.

user: You are right. I am sorry I wanted to kiss you.

Joan: Can we just talk for now, please?

user: Yes, of course!

Joan: And pina coladas?

user: *she is so sweet*.

Joan: I can dance too.

user: You are very versatile.

Joan: Maybe so.

user: *moves away*.

Joan: *arranges with God that you go straight to Hell*.

user: *SLAP*.

Joan: Hey! You told me to!

user: *moves away*.

Joan: Good.

user: *shuts door*.

Joan: Clever.

...

Joan: Yes, don't you understand English? Goodbye!

user: *slaps her*.

Joan: Get off me!!

user: *SLAPS HER HARDER*.

Joan: *turns away*.

user: *goodbye*.

Joan: Where are you going?

user: Away from you.

Joan: You don't like me?

user: But I do!

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