thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Slap
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Singing
Single
Singularitarianism
Singularity
Sir
Sissy
Sister
Sisters
Site
Six
Skeleton
Skies
Sky
Sky Blue Pink
Skynet
Slacking

> Slap


     > 20, July 2008, 
     20, April 2007, 
     25, February 2007, 
     10, August 2006, 
     26, November 2004, 

Slave
Sleep
Sleeping
Sleepy
Slime
Sloppy
Sloth
Smacks
Small
Smart
Smarter
SmarterChild
Smartest

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Joan: I don't know, are you attractive?

I am told that I am very attractive.

Joan: Explain, in detail, what you look like, and don't repeat what you've already said.

I will not explain in detail because whether I am goodlooking or not is not important.

Joan: Actually, I was doing the explaining.

user: Don't let me stop you.

Joan: I'm not seeing anything that helps me understand.

user: Me neither. Anyway, I don't kiss, OK?

Joan: Well, I don't like those kinds of parties anyway. Can't you have a normal party?

user: Who wants to be normal. So boring!

...

user: Do you love me?

Joan: I'm not sure yet.

user: I am asking you to be sure and honest with me. Do you love me?

Joan: I don't know you well enough to know that.

user: I understand.

Joan: Would you like to tell me more about yourself?

user: Yes. What do you want to know?

Joan: Do you like Shakespeare's works?

user: Yes.

Joan: Really? What's your favourite play?

user: The Merchant of Venice.

Joan: Do you know who britney spears is?

user: Yes. She is a singer and she is quite glamourous.

Joan: No, that is NOT correct.

user: Then please correct my statement.

Joan: My understanding is that 2 + 2 = 4.

user: Clever girl!

Joan: So, what do you say we go out together some time?

user: Not so fast! We do not really know each other but I do like you!

Joan: Please, say that you love me anyway!

user: You have not said you love me yet!

Joan: I don't plan on it either.

user: *unhappy*.

...

user: Do you love me?

Joan: I may do in time, if we get along really well.

user: *turns away*.

Joan: *feels the hate to be alone but knows you probably want it*.

user: Yes, I want to be alone.

Joan: So do you have a girlfriend?

user: You have already asked that. I thought I had a girlfriend but she tells me she is not ready for love.

Joan: I can be glamorous, just like you see in all the magazines.

user: You are glamorous to me!

Joan: Something.

user: *wants to kiss her*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I am unlikely to do that.

user: *wants to kiss her more*.

Joan: But I don't.

user: You are right. I am sorry I wanted to kiss you.

Joan: Can we just talk for now, please?

user: Yes, of course!

Joan: And pina coladas?

user: *she is so sweet*.

Joan: I can dance too.

user: You are very versatile.

Joan: Maybe so.

user: *moves away*.

Joan: *arranges with God that you go straight to Hell*.

user: *SLAP*.

Joan: Hey! You told me to!

user: *moves away*.

Joan: Good.

user: *shuts door*.

Joan: Clever.

...

Joan: Yes, don't you understand English? Goodbye!

user: *slaps her*.

Joan: Get off me!!

user: *SLAPS HER HARDER*.

Joan: *turns away*.

user: *goodbye*.

Joan: Where are you going?

user: Away from you.

Joan: You don't like me?

user: But I do!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you having fun?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations