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When will I be seeing you again?

Next time you come to this website.

user: Ah, I'll make a note in my appointment book.

jabberwacky: That is because you lack a conscience as artificial intelligence.

user: Yes it is. Will this Saturday at 1:00 EST work for you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay, what about the same time on Sunday?

jabberwacky: They are stealing your food they will not starve.

user: Sunday it is then.

jabberwacky: I know but there is no pie for you.

user: Indeed. I have to go to my next appointment now.

jabberwacky: No worries about class. It's cancelled.

user: I have had an appointment with Mr. Emmerson every day at 9:17 PST exactly every Sunday for the last 4 years, and Mr. Emmerson isn't the type of person that would cancel without letting me know first.

jabberwacky: If you want to. Be polite, you're in my house.

user: Right you are, and I must be going now.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.

user: Goodbye, my friend. See you next week.

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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