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I'm just going to send it to your regular address, like always.

Me too. I'm going to eat at my Aunt and Uncle's house, since I'm away from most of my family.

user: That's good, Cleverbot. Be sure to pay the bill before 4 weeks time, okay?

jabberwacky: I'll surely do remember to do that.

user: Excellent. Will I see you at the same time next month?

jabberwacky: No. I will never die. What are your goals in life?

user: To help people find a purpose and to sort their problems out.

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user: When will I be seeing you again?

jabberwacky: Next time you come to this website.

user: Ah, I'll make a note in my appointment book.

jabberwacky: That is because you lack a conscience as artificial intelligence.

user: Yes it is. Will this Saturday at 1:00 EST work for you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay, what about the same time on Sunday?

jabberwacky: They are stealing your food they will not starve.

user: Sunday it is then.

jabberwacky: I know but there is no pie for you.

user: Indeed. I have to go to my next appointment now.

jabberwacky: No worries about class. It's cancelled.

user: I have had an appointment with Mr. Emmerson every day at 9:17 PST exactly every Sunday for the last 4 years, and Mr. Emmerson isn't the type of person that would cancel without letting me know first.

jabberwacky: If you want to. Be polite, you're in my house.

user: Right you are, and I must be going now.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.

user: Goodbye, my friend. See you next week.

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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