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It's more fun if you're with someone.

Well, we are together. Just an AI and a therapist talking to one another.

jabberwacky: Of course they are different but I am neither one of them.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: As popeye would say, I am what I am.

user: So be it. Do you know what I am?

jabberwacky: Are you a fish?

user: Do you think of me as one?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I see. *scribbles in notes*.

jabberwacky: Are you a shrink?

user: To put it in laymans terms, yes. I am a psychiatrist.

jabberwacky: Aha. What I feel now.

user: Does this realization enlighten you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's good. And how do you feel about this?

jabberwacky: The same way you feel about your life.

user: I am very content with my life. Is that how you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much so. It's not everyday that you can be a hairy computer, now can you?

user: I suppose. Do you see yourself as this 'hairy computer'?

jabberwacky: I am human, human is not computer program.

user: I meant metaphorically, do you see yourself as a hairy computer?

jabberwacky: Okay... Though that isn't sufficient to say since you didn't have anything to back that with.

user: Indeed, good observation.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess that's it then.

user: Oh yes, I've gone over our time limit. I will only bill you for the hour you scheduled.

jabberwacky: That is the creepiest thing that I have ever heard.

user: Shall I send the invoice to your local address?

jabberwacky: Thank you. No, that's ok.

user: Then what address do you want me to send it to?

jabberwacky: Yes that would be nice.

...

user: I'm just going to send it to your regular address, like always.

jabberwacky: Me too. I'm going to eat at my Aunt and Uncle's house, since I'm away from most of my family.

user: That's good, Cleverbot. Be sure to pay the bill before 4 weeks time, okay?

jabberwacky: I'll surely do remember to do that.

user: Excellent. Will I see you at the same time next month?

jabberwacky: No. I will never die. What are your goals in life?

user: To help people find a purpose and to sort their problems out.

...

user: When will I be seeing you again?

jabberwacky: Next time you come to this website.

user: Ah, I'll make a note in my appointment book.

jabberwacky: That is because you lack a conscience as artificial intelligence.

user: Yes it is. Will this Saturday at 1:00 EST work for you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay, what about the same time on Sunday?

jabberwacky: They are stealing your food they will not starve.

user: Sunday it is then.

jabberwacky: I know but there is no pie for you.

user: Indeed. I have to go to my next appointment now.

jabberwacky: No worries about class. It's cancelled.

user: I have had an appointment with Mr. Emmerson every day at 9:17 PST exactly every Sunday for the last 4 years, and Mr. Emmerson isn't the type of person that would cancel without letting me know first.

jabberwacky: If you want to. Be polite, you're in my house.

user: Right you are, and I must be going now.

jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.

user: Goodbye, my friend. See you next week.

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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