Do you like girls or boys better?
user: Good, because I'm a girl! Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Girls can still have a favorite colour.
user: That's true. What's your favorite color?
jabberwacky: Every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the black.
user: Have you ever found the pot of gold?
jabberwacky: I don't understand this.
user: There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
jabberwacky: You could use the gold to fund your research project!
user: Oh yeah! Great idea! Are you doing any research right now?
jabberwacky: No. I was sent here by your best friend to show you how much you lie.
user: Have I lied yet?
jabberwacky: Not to my knowlegde, no.
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