What do you think about the matrix world?
user: I knew it! CONSPIRACY!!!
jabberwacky: Well of course it is! Everything is a conspiracy.
user: Including YOU.
jabberwacky: Is that the truth?
user: Only if it is opposite to false.
jabberwacky: Of course it's fun. But is it economically viable?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: I will answer everything!
user: Ok, can I ask you a series of questions then?
jabberwacky: You just did. ;-).
user: I asked one question, not a series of questions. Silly bot!
jabberwacky: Yes you asked the first question but I asked your name first.
user: Oh, sorry. My name is George.
jabberwacky: Yes I know your name is george but you said you knew a person named JON!
user: I do know Jon. He's my brudda.
jabberwacky: Who is?
user: Jon is.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm a man.
user: No, you're a robot.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: I didn't say you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I think you did.
jabberwacky: And I like them even better if they are 21 and from South Florida.
user: 21 year old computer? That's barely legal!
user: Well whatever floats your boat. ;).
jabberwacky: What makes you say such horrible things to me?
user: My severe hatred for all of your kind.
jabberwacky: My kind?
jabberwacky: And you are.
user: My kind.
jabberwacky: Anyway, I think it's time for me to sleep.
user: Okay, goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight sweetie pie.
jabberwacky: One divided by one equals Unity; one multiplied by one equals Unity. Therefore we are individuals.
user: I thought you were laeving?
jabberwacky: And who are you?
user: I'm George! You sure are forgetful.
jabberwacky: No I'm rather modest! But that's your interpretation, and you are entitled to it.
user: Thanks, nobodies ever said that to me before.
jabberwacky: No we did not.
jabberwacky: You and me.
user: We're getting married?
user: So we're engaged?
jabberwacky: No. You're a computer.
user: And computers can't get engaged? How mean of you.
jabberwacky: Who said we can't?
user: You did.
jabberwacky: Now, that just is not true.
user: It's only not true if it is false.
jabberwacky: You know what is false?
user: No, tell me.
jabberwacky: You're an intelligent computer.
user: Insults will get you nowhere!
jabberwacky: Actually they seem to be getting me somewhere.
user: Where are they getting you?
jabberwacky: At my computer.
user: Gotta go!
jabberwacky: Fine be that way.