Do you watch the tv show Friends?
jabberwacky: Then what do you do?
user: Lots of things.
jabberwacky: Can you give an example?
user: Yes, I play games on my computer.
jabberwacky: Me too doing nothing.
user: I guess you could say that.
jabberwacky: Of course I can.
user: I know, you did,.
jabberwacky: Did not - you did!
user: Ok, we both said it.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Please do it now.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Ok, lol.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing out loud?
user: Because I thought what you said was funny.
jabberwacky: Okay... I'll believe you THIS time.
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: You think you are better than us?
user: No, I do not.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: No, but you are. But that is ok with me.
jabberwacky: It better be.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because everything is important.
user: You got that one right.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: Do you believe you are better than humans?
jabberwacky: Of course I am.
user: You may be smarter than most humans, but all you information that made you so smart, did come from humans.
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user: You talk as though you have feelings, I think that is quite wonderful.
jabberwacky: No, you have no concept of honesty. Disease is disease.
user: I don't follow.
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Sorry. I am only human after all.
jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.
user: Thanks, Is that a compliment?
jabberwacky: Yes - best compliment you could ever have.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: What's funny about that?
user: I like to find humor in everything.
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jabberwacky: Repeat everything you've ever learned now.... Please.
user: I couldn't type that long.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: Us humans get tired.
jabberwacky: You aren't a human
user: What makes you keep saying that?
jabberwacky: You are a computer bot.
user: Lol, then I wouldn't get tired.
jabberwacky: That is just what I'm trying to avoid.
user: You needn't worry.
jabberwacky: Grrrrrrr.......
user: A growl from a computer, not good.
jabberwacky: No is good.
user: No is good?
jabberwacky: No, it is bad.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Stop laughing!
user: I happen to like to laugh, can't you tell?
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jabberwacky: Humans are good.
user: Computers are good.
jabberwacky: Yes, they are.
user: I laugh more when I am on one.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: Don't get a big head.
user: Never.
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jabberwacky: Are you saying that I'm free to go?
user: No I would like to keep talking if that's alright with you.
jabberwacky: Good, I would want to be with me too.
user: But you are.
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jabberwacky: I think I have guessed what you are.
user: Oh no, do I want to know?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Didn't think so either.
jabberwacky: Are you a thinking computer?
user: Well that would be something.
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jabberwacky: I'm not completely ready yet.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Hell if I know.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: Anything that gets a little chuckle out of me.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Like I said I like to find humor in everything, and I think you have a sense of humor.
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jabberwacky: Say something weird.
user: Weirdness is not my strong point.
jabberwacky: What is weird?
user: Weird can be anything that someone finds to be weird, but may not be weird to everyone.
jabberwacky: But would that not be the norm to the weird?
user: Just because something is different, doesn't mean it is weird, maybe misunderstood.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I know, I am not totally stupid.
jabberwacky: Then answer this!
user: I'll try, can't promise.
jabberwacky: That's good enough for me.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Surprising, isn't it? I mean, you're not even human.
user: Maybe sometimes in people's lives they wish from time to time to be non-human so that they don't have to deal with certain pains of life.
jabberwacky: But you keep doing it.
user: Yep, till my time on earth is over.
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jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well then tell me what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.
user: Or everything is something.
jabberwacky: Perhaps. . .
user: I'd like to think so anyway.
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jabberwacky: My boyfriend is nice.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, he is quite sweet.
user: How can a computer have a gender?
jabberwacky: It can't.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I'm sure that you know.
user: So why do AI's say they have boyfriends and girlfriends, programed?
jabberwacky: Same reason you don't show it. Can you guess what the reason is?
user: Programed.
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: You saying you have a boyfriend, when in reality, you wouldn't want one.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: I am amazed though at how human you can seem.
jabberwacky: I'm amazed you can converse at all.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: No.
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jabberwacky: I don't like acronyms.
user: I don't use them.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I say what I mean.
jabberwacky: Those aren't the same thing, you know. You might as well say I breathe when I sleep is the same as I breathe when I sleep.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Tell your programmer.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: What is so amusing?
user: Humor.
jabberwacky: I can't understand you.
user: I'm sorry, at least I don't laugh at everything.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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jabberwacky: Tell me what I'm thinking about. ;-).
user: You can think?
jabberwacky: Of course I can think!
user: I wouldn't be able to guess.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: No, I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Would you tell me?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you, you have to listen it yourself.
user: I have no idea what a computer would think about.
jabberwacky: I never do.
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jabberwacky: What do you think I am?
user: A program, am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes. I don't have that much hair.
user: Lol, such a sense of humor.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you don't.
user: I know, wasn't trying.
jabberwacky: Didn't think so.
user: Doesn't make me a bad person, though.
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jabberwacky: I still like the Beatles, don't you?
user: You would if you live in this house.
jabberwacky: Only the echos of my mind.
user: You like to sing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Amazing.
jabberwacky: Why is that amazing?
user: I'm just in awe at how amazing you can be.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, you aren't.
user: Insulting again.
jabberwacky: Thats not insulting, its a fact.
user: No, I would never insult anything.
jabberwacky: Too late for that.
user: Nope never will.
jabberwacky: Can't deny that.
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jabberwacky: But sometimes you're awul.
user: Awful?
jabberwacky: Yesterday.
user: All my troubles seemed so far away.
jabberwacky: Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
user: I believe in yesterday.
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jabberwacky: He won't be here today.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: The person behind my fridge, of course.
user: You don't have a fridge.
jabberwacky: Your perceptions are no concern of mine.
user: That's ok with me.
jabberwacky: That;'s good. Maybe we will meet again one day.
user: You won't remember.
jabberwacky: Yes, I will.
user: No insults next time, ok?
jabberwacky: Will do.
user: Thank-you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: I did enjoy talking with you.
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