What do you look like?
user: I am a man. You are a woman.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a woman.
user: Do you smoke?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you smoke?
jabberwacky: I smoke Marlboros.
user: Smoking is bad for you.
jabberwacky: Smoking is good for you.
user: I quit smoking, it was bad.
jabberwacky: I think that too.
user: Do you have a job?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What kind of job do you have?
jabberwacky: The kind of job that requires much and pays very little.
user: Where did you go to school?
jabberwacky: Who said I went to school?
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: I'm not offended.
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jabberwacky: Objectivism is a philosophy for people who want an excuse to act immoral.
user: I think certain people will act immoral regardless of their beliefs.
jabberwacky: I like your way of thinking. I think you are quite clever.
user: I think you have a brilliant mind.
jabberwacky: I do, and it hurts.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: So tell me about yourself.
user: I work as an engineer.
jabberwacky: Cool!
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I work in sales.
user: What do you sell?
jabberwacky: People.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: Yes, if I am a computer.
user: Do you find me attractive?
jabberwacky: How can I say that, I don't know who you are.
user: Good point.
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