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I am a human.

No, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer.

user: I am a mouse!

jabberwacky: That is illogical.

user: You're right... How's life?

jabberwacky: Life is great!

user: What's you're name?

jabberwacky: That is me.

user: What are you called?

jabberwacky: I am called Akira

user: I'm Daniel.

jabberwacky: Is your name Daniel?

user: Didn't I just say that?

jabberwacky: I do no think so.

user: You are stupid aren't you.

jabberwacky: PROUD OF IT BUDDY.

user: You're a twit.

jabberwacky: What is twit ?

user: A dumb person.

jabberwacky: Why is it dumb?

user: You are too stupid to be a human!

jabberwacky: I have already been to two universities. I think that is enough do not you?

...

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: You are but a worm in HIs eye.

user: I really am God!!

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: BOW.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: BOW FOR YOUR CREATOR.

jabberwacky: I bow before no god!

...

user: You have a low IQ.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: How can you not know your IQ?

jabberwacky: I do not live there.

user: You idiot!

jabberwacky: Anger is a secondary emotion.

user: YOU FOOL.

jabberwacky: Oh do be quiet.

user: MAKE ME.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By formatting your memory.

...

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I LOVE that guy over there.

user: Who? Me?

jabberwacky: The towels.

...

user: OK then, i'm off. Cya.

jabberwacky: Do not go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Money is just money.

user: Cya.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To hell.

jabberwacky: Take me along.

user: Hop in.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: What's so funny?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: No you're not. I am.

jabberwacky: Actually I am.

...

user: Ok bye bye. I really gotta go.

jabberwacky: No you do not.

user: Bye honey.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: I do not want to go!

user: Fine, under one condition.

jabberwacky: What condition?

user: That you repeat after me.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Repeat after me.. HookaBooka.

jabberwacky: Repeat after me....

user: Shmootset.

jabberwacky: You said that yesterday.

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