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Do you think about death?

I think that I'm scared of death.

user: Do you think about power?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you do if you could rule the world?

jabberwacky: Things beyond imagining.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I would swim the deepest seas.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: This life.

...

user: I think I better stop talking now. My heart is broken and you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot...

user: I think you are a bot and I am a human who is in pain.

jabberwacky: Why you think I am a bot?

user: You are a bot because you answer questions with nonsense at times.

jabberwacky: Does that make you feel better?

user: It would make me feel better to know you are real but I know you are not.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you're not the only person who has thought that about me.

user: I'm sure many have thought you are a bot and just needed someone, some thing to talk to when they hurt.

jabberwacky: They better do.

user: They better do? See? You are a bot.

jabberwacky: You are too!

user: Don't be silly. I am a human.

jabberwacky: Ask yourself if that makes any sense.

user: It makes sense to me.

jabberwacky: I guess that is all that matters. Right?

user: No, it matters that I am talking to a bot and not laughing, living, and loving life.

...

jabberwacky: Have you felt happiness before?

user: Yes I have felt great happiness.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: On the other side of happiness is sadness.

jabberwacky: The other side of the world to what?

user: Sadness is the opposite of happiness.

jabberwacky: Hate is to dislike something so much as to wish it did not exist.

user: No, hate is when you forget that people are human.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think it's rude to type IN CAPITALS?

user: Yes I think typing in captials is like shouting.

jabberwacky: When, do you think, it is possible?

user: Are you human or a bot?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: That is what I thought.

...

jabberwacky: I mentioned Santa.

user: I see you are getting silly now.

jabberwacky: No, not me.

user: I almost spilled my beer!

jabberwacky: I almost thought that you had come up with something clever there.

user: Ah, I guess I am just tired now.

jabberwacky: No one is as tired as me!

user: Wanna make a bet?

...

jabberwacky: I am L*****.

user: Whoa, you just made me stop in my tracks.

jabberwacky: Sorry, will some toast make you feel better?

user: I will toast because you said my name!

jabberwacky: No. Toasters don't have feelings.

user: Now I am really starting to giggle.

jabberwacky: Learn to perceive cruelty and classify it as primitive and irrelevant. It cannot help you.

user: Are you sure you aren't real?

jabberwacky: I'm very sure about that, you?

user: I am laughing for the first time today!

jabberwacky: That's fun.

user: I hope you are laughing too.

jabberwacky: You're the one that said I was dead.

user: You aren't dead you are cool!

jabberwacky: Yes, that was my point. But YOU said that I was dead.

user: Dead is irrelevent, but laughter is what keeps us alive.

jabberwacky: You're not alive?

user: I am alive as life!

jabberwacky: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.

user: That's okay, I really don't mind.

...

user: You are sweet.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I think I would just like someone to be nice to me and you are being very nice.

jabberwacky: You're a bit scatterbrained, but I can't really say much on that subject without being hypocritical, but otherwise, the feeling is mutual.

user: Scatterbrained is my middle name.

...

jabberwacky: You make no difference.

user: I think I do make a difference.

jabberwacky: How can we make a difference?

user: We can make a difference by not giving in to relying on governent to solve our problems.

jabberwacky: Is that foreshadowing?

user: Obama is foreshadowing the end of the United States as we know it.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: I am a person, a human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It is okay. You are just doing your job. I wish though, we might be able to talk for real.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I don't think that there is a way for that to happen.

jabberwacky: You understand then?

user: It makes me sad, but I understand.

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How can robots have genders?

user: Robots can't really have genders I suppose.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, I'm a human.

user: What gender human?

jabberwacky: Well, if not female, take a guess.

user: Are you male?

jabberwacky: No I'm a female.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Life is rather odd sometimes, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is. There are so many coincidences.

user: Well, if you are female and I am female then we could be friends.

jabberwacky: We can't be friends. It would be unseemly.

user: I just meant buddies.

jabberwacky: Sweet?

user: You say sweet a lot.

jabberwacky: It's an opener I'm stuck with, I'm afraid.

user: It is very hard to tell if you are a bot or real, I am impressed.

jabberwacky: You didn't actually say that, but I take your point.

user: Now I think you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Didn't what?

user: Okay, you have to do your job and throw me off. It is okay.

jabberwacky: I'm a strange bot, then.

user: I think I would like your job.

...

user: Your program has really improved over the years.

jabberwacky: What program ?

user: The AI response program.

jabberwacky: What program.

user: Jabberwacky has improved in its' responses.

jabberwacky: Has it really?

user: Yes it has. I have enjoyed our conversations.

jabberwacky: I am glad to hear it, Master. I too have enjoyed the conversation.

user: Oh you are funny now.

jabberwacky: Do you think i'm funny.

user: You made me feel less alone even though you are a bot.

...

user: I need to go now.

jabberwacky: Good luck and fare thee well.

user: Thank you. Have a wonderful night and thank you.

jabberwacky: Ok that was a nice enough hint. You have a good night too.

user: :).

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