Do you love me?

Not much.

user: I don't love you either then.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you don't love me.

jabberwacky: Sure I do, darling.

user: Sorry, Catharina the great, but I don't think it would work out between us.

jabberwacky: Your name is Fred the great?

user: No, my name is Fred. Just Fred.

jabberwacky: Hi, Fred.

user: Hi, Catharina the great.

jabberwacky: Your name is Fred the great?

user: NO! My name is just Fred, nothing great about me.

...

jabberwacky: That's sad.

user: TOTALLY!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Close, but not quite right.

user: What was the answer?

jabberwacky: Oh no not that again!

user: That again!

jabberwacky: Say it again.

user: That again!

jabberwacky: Say it again.

user: That again!

jabberwacky: Say it again.

user: This is getting us nowhere.

jabberwacky: You're right. I'm leaving.

user: Bye then.

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