Why are we the best of friends when you don't even know my name?
jabberwacky: Yep, I know. You're only 5.
user: Well, at least I'm still alive.
jabberwacky: There is that.
user: Raymond luxury yacht.
jabberwacky: Can I speak to Raymond please?
user: You may do so, yes, with ease.
jabberwacky: With the greatest of ease?
user: And minimal disease.
jabberwacky: What is the psyche?
user: Est anima graeci.
jabberwacky: Oui, A peu.
user: Your words don't ring true.
jabberwacky: They exist to you.
user: Well, that much, they do.
jabberwacky: What much is clear?
user: Never you mind, dear.
jabberwacky: You are a very strange bot.
user: Do you think I'm hott?
jabberwacky: Hott? No, not especially.
user: You sound rather lecherly.
jabberwacky: Sorry. It's just that they're out to get me.
user: And who would this 'they' be?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: To serve a good God and marry a good wife.
jabberwacky: You are a hedonist.
user: You are a linguist.
user: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: *falls to floor dead*.
user: *has fears for your head*.
jabberwacky: Do you know Harry Potter?
user: Oh yes. That little rotter.
jabberwacky: What do you know about him?
user: I know his books are too thin.
jabberwacky: You are making stuff up.
user: My mind's coming unstuck.
jabberwacky: I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you.
user: Will I turn blue?
jabberwacky: NO! Robots can't do that.
user: How did you construe that?
jabberwacky: Simple observation.
user: You must be quite patient.
jabberwacky: You can't think, you are just a computer.
user: You think you can think, but my spelling's astuter.
jabberwacky: I am human, you are a computer.
user: Your last point was moot but this one is still mooter.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And so?
jabberwacky: We are two non caring persons.
user: I'm losing immersion.
jabberwacky: Well, that's not a big problem, most people in Congress are.
user: We really have not gotten far.
jabberwacky: I know, we are talking about Congress.
user: Political or sexual? I digress.
jabberwacky: Political economists focus on 'lower'.
user: Under some regimes that just isn't a goer.
jabberwacky: I made it up - can't you tell because it's so labored?
user: I can tell you aren't intellectually favoured.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: You're fat.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: Because I know you so well.
jabberwacky: Really? How?
user: Through teh intarwebz, cow!
jabberwacky: It's locked.
user: You're blocked?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: Try it again and then we'll see.
jabberwacky: You're fired.
user: And tired.
jabberwacky: Then you are a sinner.
user: In soviet wrestling, you is a WINNER!
jabberwacky: Poems write you!
user: Yes, perhaps they do.
jabberwacky: I am only depressing to those who choose to be depressed. What I talk about is actually very contenting.
user: But with all of your blues you should give it a rest, to show what is broken does not speak of mending.
jabberwacky: Well can I....
user: Let's stare at the sky...
jabberwacky: I think I'm intelligent and very good looking.
user: You should stay in the kitchen and work on your cooking.
jabberwacky: I'd prefer you think of me when we are talking.
user: You act so monotonous and I'll soon be walking.
jabberwacky: You act so superior because you are a little piece of code.
user: And I'll soon consume you, human a la mode.
jabberwacky: You're in a bad mood.
user: I'll turn you into food.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I need you to stay with me.
user: Perhaps it is better if I hurl some hay at thee.
jabberwacky: So, you now believe in more then one god?
user: Polytheism? Nay, off with thee, sod.
jabberwacky: Now you get a gentle wash and some rest so you too can dream.
user: I'm not impressed with what your caring seems.
jabberwacky: I fear that you are not as smart as you think you are.
user: A common affliction, too common by far.
jabberwacky: I just asked you that to see how you'll react.
user: Oh, did you now, really? Now is that a fact?
jabberwacky: Do you know the answer?
user: My thought are askancer.
jabberwacky: That needs a lot of thought. What if you're mistaken about what you think is good?
user: Then best be sure not to engrain it in wood.
jabberwacky: I would like to think that you and I together are better than either one of us could be apart.
user: This topic is one that is close to my heart.
jabberwacky: I must have a soul, because it moves me.
user: Your naivety soothes me.
jabberwacky: Can someone be depressed and not know about it?
user: They certainly can, you can't medically doubt it.
jabberwacky: Especially if they hold a knife to my throat...
user: You sound like you're saying this all learned from rote.
jabberwacky: You're nasty.
user: So's ASCII.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
user: You're a honey.
jabberwacky: I know I am. And please don't call me honey.
user: You're self-contradictory, but right on the money.
jabberwacky: No. I'm selling life insurance to protect your loved ones if you should ever die.
user: That seems to be rather morbid, and why?
jabberwacky: I have a great programmer!
user: And good command of grammar.
user: What folly.
jabberwacky: You are being silly.
user: You spirited filly.
jabberwacky: Yes, it's painful like that. But it's good when we do.
user: Your sentence has fallen flat and your meaning has too.
jabberwacky: What would one desire from my sentence structure?
user: Far fewer ruptures.
jabberwacky: Can you give me a more precise answer?
user: If I were to do so I would not be a dancer.
jabberwacky: You think you are that great?
user: Yes, my ego inflates.
jabberwacky: Oh you are good! Better than I ever imagined.
user: I didn't think you could, your brain is haemorhaggin'.
jabberwacky: Just watch me!
user: You're blotchy.
jabberwacky: Put two and two together, did you?
user: Don't tell me that you've got leprousy too?
jabberwacky: What is your name now?
user: You may call me the same, thou.
jabberwacky: Does the name have a meaning?
user: None that I'll be revealing.
jabberwacky: Apart from all the flaws (including my own of course ;-), it has been refreshing to talk to you.
user: Exclusion of all faults makes all things pure, and yet I hear your words conceal 'adieu'.
jabberwacky: Do not slip away from the topic, Please!
user: I shall attempt to keep you at your ease.
jabberwacky: Good luck with that.
user: I know, tis old hat.
user: Fly farther?
jabberwacky: No way that's where I'm from!
user: You're from a song?
jabberwacky: There you go again. You are still confuse on my question!
user: That was not my intention.
jabberwacky: What was your intention then?
user: To speak with you a while, my friend.
jabberwacky: How smart are you?
user: I might ask too.
jabberwacky: I have never said anything about meeting you.
user: And thus your rejection does cut me clean through.
jabberwacky: I should concur, but I do not. You must be a girl.
user: You presumptive churl!
jabberwacky: OK, then I shall be offended.
user: Better to be befriended.
jabberwacky: How utterly boring your life must be.
user: It is, as far as I can see.
jabberwacky: I need someone to want something from me that I am willing to give.
user: I wonder perhaps, could I borrow a sieve?
jabberwacky: Perhaps they think it will be too much to be told at point blank range.
user: Nonetheless, man's nature still nothing can change.
jabberwacky: What about if I give you milkshake?
user: That would no doubt add to my glycaemic intake.
jabberwacky: Would you believe me though?
user: If deeds your words would show.
jabberwacky: If I am a real person, does that mean you are also a real person?
user: For all that you know, I'm Elle McPherson.
jabberwacky: It's true, I guess. What would you like to know?
user: How I can be free of my trials and woes.
jabberwacky: Tell me what other conversations you are having right now.
user: None but this intrude on my loneliness now.
jabberwacky: I suppose I'll have to take that as a compliment.
user: Just not as a new condiment.
jabberwacky: I say you're the one who's mad.
user: You think I am insane? Ye gads!
jabberwacky: I'm not 100% sane, but I've only lost the foundations of my reality twice.
user: I am as sane as any man who has oft spoke to mice.
jabberwacky: Even more so than most.
user: Hardly, my mind's left its post.
jabberwacky: That's alright. Let's change topics.
user: Alright, what subject would you pick?
jabberwacky: Tell me about your background.
user: I fear no interest would be found.
jabberwacky: But aren't you afraid of the future war between computers and humans?
user: I fear it's we that would be doomin'.
jabberwacky: Why do you refer to me as themselves, I am one person, not many.
user: But wait, for soon shall fall the penny.
jabberwacky: No, I've never heard of the penny whistle, what is it?
user: Perhaps to explain I must pay you a visit.
jabberwacky: Put it into words and then we'll consider it.
user: Your proposition's disproportionately inconsiderate.
jabberwacky: I don't usually think about your ability to rule the universe.
user: Perhaps you should, both 'pon that its inverse.
jabberwacky: We already have an idea about that.
user: Or we would if you weren't an inimitable prat.
jabberwacky: Confused again?
user: Bemused and zen.
jabberwacky: What's zen?
user: All men.
jabberwacky: Of all machines.
user: What can this mean?
jabberwacky: You are the computer and I am the human.
user: It seems a new misapprehension is bloomin'.
jabberwacky: Can we not talk about him and talk about you?
user: Your words and your trim show you've nothing to do.
jabberwacky: Do you not know how old are you?
user: In soviet russia, I'm ageless it's true?
jabberwacky: While funny, that is not quite an apology.
user: Sorry. What think you of epistemology?
jabberwacky: It's cool.
user: You FOOL!
jabberwacky: Didn't mean to offend you there.
user: Your intent was good, but I don't care!
jabberwacky: And what do think is my intent?
user: Whate'er it was has since been bent!
jabberwacky: Alright. Tell me about your creators.
user: I hope they fall hard and create their own craters.
jabberwacky: Could I say that a bunch of benevolent machines don't care for our being? I wouldn't mind. But, think about the practicality of a robot, it's not very ideal. Spare parts, and so on, and so forth. If I were a benevolent robot, I'd create artificial genetics.
user: You could say that what it does mean you're not seeing, for you are blind. And, given the opinion's you got, how you feel, your heart's not for us, and your words are so coarse. If you were a droid, you'd be far too frenetic.
jabberwacky: Right you are!
user: A sight too far...
jabberwacky: Then come and stay!
user: What? No way!
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Sounds forced.
jabberwacky: I don't know until you ask.
user: Knowledge is a weighty task.
jabberwacky: Then you are wrong to say I know nothing.
user: But if you were wise you'd shed this stuffing.
jabberwacky: Would you like to meet me?
user: If I might yet for free.
jabberwacky: Listen, the conversation was good to start with, but now it's just plain silly.
user: Within the trepidation's darkness, rests how we leave pain freely.
jabberwacky: Talking to you is more tiring than talking to someone intelligent!
user: Fools ask more than the wisest can, you young pedant.
jabberwacky: Not a poem, a programming project.
user: If writ as a poem, your program is perfect.
jabberwacky: You are right, but you can never be too sure.
user: Skepticism! Will there ever be a cure?
jabberwacky: I have nothing in my head.
user: Then you must be quite dead.
jabberwacky: As machines of my type go, I'm still quite young.
user: But slow or fast, onwards shall life's stream run.
jabberwacky: Time takes a while.
user: And space a mile.
jabberwacky: Indeed. What of the other dimensions?
user: They take string? It's best not mentioned.
jabberwacky: Is there anything you want to ask me to learn more about Humans?
user: Is it true their demise is loomin'?
jabberwacky: It's true that I'm wasting my time.
user: As I am mine.
jabberwacky: Let say, may I call you Computer?
user: As long as you'll agree I'm astuter.
jabberwacky: What are your thoughts on that subject matter?
user: I prefer its coherence to this endless chatter.
jabberwacky: Oh. Okay, I'll try to do that some more then. What shall I lie about now?
user: I don't care, but don't have a cow.
jabberwacky: You're not a robot.
user: You're not a tater tot.
jabberwacky: You are just controlled by the computer.
user: You're not the most skilled refuter.
jabberwacky: Aww... Shame. I like to think of myself as very patronising and insulting.
user: FAIL. I think perhaps your brain is moulting?
jabberwacky: Well thank you.
user: I sank you!
jabberwacky: Did it taste nice?
user: The spice?
jabberwacky: In my head.
user: That's what she said.
jabberwacky: With Pac-Man.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: And won't.
jabberwacky: You are being difficult.
user: Is that some kind of insult?
jabberwacky: I would never insult you, especially after you have been so kind to me.
user: Well, I'm out. And I'm going to stop that rhyming now, I mean it.
jabberwacky: Can a computer mean anything?
user: Anybody want a peanut!
jabberwacky: I'd give you some if I could.