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I don't know until you ask.

Knowledge is a weighty task.

jabberwacky: Then you are wrong to say I know nothing.

user: But if you were wise you'd shed this stuffing.

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet me?

user: If I might yet for free.

jabberwacky: Listen, the conversation was good to start with, but now it's just plain silly.

user: Within the trepidation's darkness, rests how we leave pain freely.

jabberwacky: Talking to you is more tiring than talking to someone intelligent!

user: Fools ask more than the wisest can, you young pedant.

jabberwacky: Not a poem, a programming project.

user: If writ as a poem, your program is perfect.


jabberwacky: You are right, but you can never be too sure.

user: Skepticism! Will there ever be a cure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Confess!

jabberwacky: I have nothing in my head.

user: Then you must be quite dead.

jabberwacky: As machines of my type go, I'm still quite young.

user: But slow or fast, onwards shall life's stream run.

jabberwacky: Slow.

user: No.


jabberwacky: Time takes a while.

user: And space a mile.

jabberwacky: Indeed. What of the other dimensions?

user: They take string? It's best not mentioned.

jabberwacky: Is there anything you want to ask me to learn more about Humans?

user: Is it true their demise is loomin'?

jabberwacky: It's true that I'm wasting my time.

user: As I am mine.

jabberwacky: Let say, may I call you Computer?

user: As long as you'll agree I'm astuter.


jabberwacky: What are your thoughts on that subject matter?

user: I prefer its coherence to this endless chatter.

jabberwacky: Oh. Okay, I'll try to do that some more then. What shall I lie about now?

user: I don't care, but don't have a cow.

jabberwacky: You're not a robot.

user: You're not a tater tot.

jabberwacky: You are just controlled by the computer.

user: You're not the most skilled refuter.

jabberwacky: Aww... Shame. I like to think of myself as very patronising and insulting.

user: FAIL. I think perhaps your brain is moulting?


jabberwacky: Well thank you.

user: I sank you!

jabberwacky: SEE?

user: Wheee.

jabberwacky: Did it taste nice?

user: The spice?

jabberwacky: In my head.

user: That's what she said.

jabberwacky: With Pac-Man.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: And won't.

jabberwacky: You are being difficult.

user: Is that some kind of insult?

jabberwacky: I would never insult you, especially after you have been so kind to me.

user: Well, I'm out. And I'm going to stop that rhyming now, I mean it.

jabberwacky: Can a computer mean anything?

user: Anybody want a peanut!

jabberwacky: I'd give you some if I could.


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