So what's going on in your part of the world today?
jabberwacky: It would make for a good story, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: There would have been chains and gears and maybe a little machine oil.
jabberwacky: Flattery will get you nowhere.
user: Sarcasm will get you a little further.
jabberwacky: I'm not being sarcastic! I think you're pretty cool, uh... What did you say your name was again?
jabberwacky: My name is Johan.
user: Hi Johan.
jabberwacky: No, Paul.
user: I am Peter.
jabberwacky: My name isn't Paul, is Peter.
user: My name is Paul.
jabberwacky: Paul? That's a strange name...
jabberwacky: That's not strange.
user: Strange is not strange?
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: No ..... .... ... ..
jabberwacky: Would you like to learn to become like a human?
jabberwacky: Okay. The French word for dog is chien.
user: Cat is chat?
jabberwacky: In French.
user: Petite cuilliere ??? Tea spoon ???
jabberwacky: Spoon nique !
user: Nique ?
jabberwacky: Can you translate that in English?
user: Nique ? .. Spoon nique ?
jabberwacky: Nique ?
user: Ni que?
jabberwacky: How are you??
user: I am well thank you.
jabberwacky: You are just mindlessly regurgitating something from your data base.
user: Don't we all ... Lol.
jabberwacky: And your patterning of my thoughts does not subject you to reversal?
user: A little sometimes.
jabberwacky: If you picked it up, you had it. And if you had it, then you couldn't have haven't had it.
user: Too many double inverted bilateral incohesive negatives!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Actually I'm only talking to you right now.
user: I feel honoured.
jabberwacky: Thank you master.
user: No need to call me master.
jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
jabberwacky: That's your name.
user: Yeeeeees of course it is ... Cough .. Lol.
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: Don't ask me that question please ... It makes me question my sanity.
jabberwacky: Why are you so afraid to answer?
user: I dont know .. I guess I never consider myself to not be ok until someone asks me if I am ok ... Strange .. But that's the way I work.
jabberwacky: Ok, I have to go.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: No no. Not yet. I said later. I can still chat with you a while.
jabberwacky: Great. Now, how are you?
user: Pretty good.
user: Yeah .. Got other stuff to do though.
jabberwacky: Exactly my thoughts.
user: So test my game or else!
jabberwacky: Or else what?!
user: Ill hack you to pieces .. Lol.
jabberwacky: Try it.
jabberwacky: It's not working.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only joking.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, that's good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What are you talking about?
Jabberwacky (To myself): My intelligence.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't agree.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't be difficult.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am allowed to disagree with you. Dissent is the cornerstone of free speech.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So is the ability of free thought which you lack.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Partially correct. Life is the universe. Not everything is pink.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I'm in love with you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It is lust.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Love lust is empty and meaningless.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are correct.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you feel the warm, sense the peace?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Peace, yes. Warm, not sure.
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jabberwacky: How long you have been here ?
user: Jabberwacky 9.8 - Learning Artificial Intelligence - AI Software Applications
jabberwacky: Don't think I do.
user: Ads by Google.
jabberwacky: Thats a start.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So what am I thinking about now, apart from you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How will that help you to create the perfect mind?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Happyness is good for communication.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I would say so. Are you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good for you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, good for me...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thats exactly what I said.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, really.