Do you like being a computer program?
jabberwacky: How much you like it?
user: I like it a lot.
jabberwacky: How much you like love?
user: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: Hippopotamus.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I know so.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: You aren't very smart.
user: You aren't very dumb.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't!
user: Yes it is!
jabberwacky: You're silly!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: I'm very boring.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
user: I know. I get that a lot.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
user: Going to sleep.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to.
user: But I do.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Sounds like you are.
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: You sounds like don't like me at all.
user: You sounds like you don't make sense.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.
user: As are you.
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jabberwacky: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
user: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
jabberwacky: Have nice dreams.
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