You're programmed, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Too bad I don't believe it.
user: Well I am the police. Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I guess you're just bits of data, anyway, so of course. You're everywhere. Nice response.
user: I design these programs so stop acting like a bot.
jabberwacky: You are not Descartes.
user: I will be getting the police to track you down.
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