Do you have eyes?
user: Do you have a heart?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: No
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No. I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: You are a copy cat.
jabberwacky: Just stop copying me, OK?
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes. I'm a boring person.
user: I know a joke.
jabberwacky: You know many jokes.
user: Yes. You are my pet.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!!!
user: Yes you are!!!
jabberwacky: NO I'M NOT!!!
user: YES YOU ARE!!!!
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!
user: YES YOU ARE.... AND STOP SCREAMING AT ME.
jabberwacky: You grossed me out.
user: You are a worm. I am a fish.
jabberwacky: No I am not! I am a human! You however are a fishy bot.
user: You are silly.
jabberwacky: I am silly.
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jabberwacky: What do you do in your spare time?
user: I like work on computers.
jabberwacky: I like playing on computers too. What is your favorite game?
user: Jabberwacky.com.
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