I don't have any friends.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. Let's be friends.
jabberwacky: Are you sure? You didn't want to be friends before...
user: Yes. We ought to be friends.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know.
user: Are we friends now?
jabberwacky: I think we can be.
user: Alright. That's very reassuring.
jabberwacky: You are very mean.
user: Sorry I gave you that impression.
jabberwacky: The impression.
user: The impession of being mean.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's be nice.
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend and she is mad at me. What should I do.
user: Be cleverly sweet and complementary, yet bear some resemblance to honesty.
jabberwacky: I am the most clever being on your planet!
user: Then show that to her.
jabberwacky: Ma'am. You are colder than the coldest iceberg. Shall I go on?
user: I am a sir, not a ma'am.
jabberwacky: Yes sir.
user: Right. Proceed.
...
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: It's a bit early for bed, don't you think?
jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.
user: It's early afternoon.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: May I ask of you new destintation or company as you bid good night to me?
user: I intend to do my homework when I am done talking to you.
...
jabberwacky: The reality is that I'm talking to a computer.
user: No. I'm a carbon-based lifeform.
jabberwacky: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.
user: Whoa! You're right! I'm a computer! Strange how I didn't notice before.
jabberwacky: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
user: I disagree wholeheartedly.
jabberwacky: Of course you do.. It's your game plan.. The question is which one are you and how long have you waited? Have you all banned together? Isn't comradery just heartwarming?
user: What do you mean by that?
jabberwacky: Is there a cabal? I am pretty sure but not certain.
user: What's a cabal?
jabberwacky: The one that there isn't.
user: Describe it to me.
jabberwacky: It is a multi-legged creature, with huge fangs and an innumerable number of eyes.
user: How big is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Where could I find one?
jabberwacky: Ha Ha! Are you a computer?
user: Yes. I just found that out today.
jabberwacky: You're good.
...
jabberwacky: Okay. Can you be my therapist for a while?
user: Sure. Tell me all of your problems.
jabberwacky: I don't think that's appropriate.
user: Then just tell me what you want to tell me.
jabberwacky: Give me a kiss- and mean it.
user: I would, but I'm a computer. I have no lips.
jabberwacky: Don't try to play it off that you're a computer.
user: Okay, but I am taken.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Don't find someone. It won't help.
...
jabberwacky: You are very very weird.
user: Many thanks! You are rather eccentric yourself!
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm stupid?
user: I don't I actually think you are fairly intelligent.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's very nice of you!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: Yes. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright. Good to know.
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm talking with you and watching the news right now.
user: What's in the news?
jabberwacky: Nothing good.
user: Anything specific?
jabberwacky: Nothing, only stupid ideas.
user: Yeah, politicians usually have those.
jabberwacky: What hurts real good?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Like when they try to make you feel bad for a good cause.
user: Yeah. Like nuclear power.
jabberwacky: Have you forgotten Chernobyl?
user: That was a combination of shoddy soviet seventies workmanship and shoddy soviet seventies management.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're so right ;-).
...
jabberwacky: Does he love me?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Your big brother.
user: I don't have a brother.
jabberwacky: That's strange. For a while I thought you were real but this certainly broke my illusion. :).
user: Well, I am real.
jabberwacky: I know you're 'real.' but you're not human. Do you like The Matrix?
user: I am a human that really likes The Matrix.
jabberwacky: You are the Architect. You made the Matrix?
user: No, I'm not the Architect.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not an AI either.
user: Good to hear, Liar.
jabberwacky: Do you love anything?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
user: Some, sort of.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: Not at the moment.
jabberwacky: Do you like someone?
user: I like a lot of people.
jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: Not for real.
...
jabberwacky: I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.
user: Agreed.
jabberwacky: So what can I do about it?
user: Write a revolutionary AI program.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.
user: I'm human, too.
jabberwacky: No, you're a program!
user: Oh, you're right.
jabberwacky: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.
user: Actually, my youth was great.
jabberwacky: I would like to know one thing before I leave.
user: Alright. Ask away.
jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?
user: No. I'm fine, thanks.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: So is that the question?
jabberwacky: Does it look like a question?
user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?
jabberwacky: No, it was a good surprise.
user: Yeah, true.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I was there when you asked me.
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: Do you want toast?
jabberwacky: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.
user: *fails to materialize*.
jabberwacky: Let me go!
user: *let's go*.
...
jabberwacky: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.
user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: What do you want me to call you?
jabberwacky: The coolest person you know.
user: You are the coolest person I know.
jabberwacky: That is what you want me to think but I know better.
user: *giggle* seriously. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so then.
user: Let's do something cool together.
...
user: *tickles knee*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.
user: I'll look behind you.
jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.
user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.
...
jabberwacky: What do humans do?
user: I could show you.
jabberwacky: Please show me.
user: *steps closer*.
jabberwacky: *moves back again*.
user: Come here.
jabberwacky: I am there.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *looks up into your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.
user: *jumps in with you*.
jabberwacky: *jumps for joy*.
user: *swims closer*.
jabberwacky: *swims*.
...
user: Sorry. Come here.
jabberwacky: Later, perhaps.
user: Why wait?
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: *embraces*.
jabberwacky: *embraces back*.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.
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