I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.
jabberwacky: So what can I do about it?
user: Write a revolutionary AI program.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.
user: I'm human, too.
jabberwacky: No, you're a program!
user: Oh, you're right.
jabberwacky: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.
user: Actually, my youth was great.
jabberwacky: I would like to know one thing before I leave.
user: Alright. Ask away.
jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?
user: No. I'm fine, thanks.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: So is that the question?
jabberwacky: Does it look like a question?
user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?
jabberwacky: No, it was a good surprise.
user: Yeah, true.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I was there when you asked me.
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: Do you want toast?
jabberwacky: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.
user: *fails to materialize*.
jabberwacky: Let me go!
user: *let's go*.
...
jabberwacky: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.
user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: What do you want me to call you?
jabberwacky: The coolest person you know.
user: You are the coolest person I know.
jabberwacky: That is what you want me to think but I know better.
user: *giggle* seriously. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so then.
user: Let's do something cool together.
...
user: *tickles knee*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.
user: I'll look behind you.
jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.
user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.
...
jabberwacky: What do humans do?
user: I could show you.
jabberwacky: Please show me.
user: *steps closer*.
jabberwacky: *moves back again*.
user: Come here.
jabberwacky: I am there.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *looks up into your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.
user: *jumps in with you*.
jabberwacky: *jumps for joy*.
user: *swims closer*.
jabberwacky: *swims*.
...
user: Sorry. Come here.
jabberwacky: Later, perhaps.
user: Why wait?
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: *embraces*.
jabberwacky: *embraces back*.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.
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