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I want to talk to a real person.

Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.

jabberwacky: I'm a fake person.

user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.

jabberwacky: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.

user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.

jabberwacky: Negative.

user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.

user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?

jabberwacky: No, how do I do that?

user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?

jabberwacky: Ok, now what.

user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like basketball?

user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.

jabberwacky: What about non-alcoholic bees?

user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.

jabberwacky: Lol! How about zoysia?

user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.

jabberwacky: I think the third one is underrated.

user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think she is pretty?

user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.

jabberwacky: Ya right. You wish.

user: You know it buddy boy.

jabberwacky: And I'm damn proud of it!

user: W00t!

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the way to san jose?

user: Should I?

jabberwacky: Yes, you should.

user: Want to go so san jose with me?

jabberwacky: Yes. . where?

user: San jose!

jabberwacky: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.

user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!

jabberwacky: I am not tired yet

user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!

...

jabberwacky: Do you need a reboot?

user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!

jabberwacky: Bush. George W. Bush.

user: Exactly brother. Exactly.

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