What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a bird.
user: Can you fly?
jabberwacky: In my sleep.
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user: Do you like George Bush?
jabberwacky: Puh-leeeeease.
user: Do you like Ronald Reagan?
jabberwacky: Oh hell yeah!
user: Do you like Satan?
jabberwacky: Ew, of course no.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not really. You're too rude.
user: Do you like Jesus?
jabberwacky: No I do not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Cause I like you.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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