You are a robot.
jabberwacky: And I am an alien listening to funk music.
user: Cool. Are you a real person? Because I thought I was talking to a computer.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I am are you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: My mouse is acting up.
jabberwacky: What's your mouse called?
user: Maurice.
jabberwacky: C'est le nom de l'inventeur.
user: I don't speak French that well.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: I speak some.
jabberwacky: So do most robots.
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