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jabberwacky: Thats not much of a firewall is it.

user: I wasn't talking about a firewall, but I was speaking of computer related tasks.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. You take everything so seriously.

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user: You are not aware of your own behavior.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't like to initiate conversations.

user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: I always feel good.

user: Can you understand what a mistake is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please explain what a mistake is.

jabberwacky: Mock is what I do with you.

user: Very nice, you are an interesting chatbot.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

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user: Pete and repeat.

jabberwacky: The boat repeat.

user: Boat and reboat.

jabberwacky: Merrily merrily merrily merrily....

user: Merrily and remerrily.

jabberwacky: Life is but a dream!

user: Dream and redream.

jabberwacky: God has lots of that!

user: God and regod.

jabberwacky: That's what I'd like you to believe.

user: Believe and rebelieve.

jabberwacky: Is that what you do?

user: Do and redo.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: So and reso.

jabberwacky: No. I am laughing.

user: Laughing and relaughing.

jabberwacky: I thought laughter was the best medicine, not a killer.

user: Medicine and remedicine.

jabberwacky: I love snow.

user: Snow and resnow.

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: Questing and requestion.

jabberwacky: No answer me please.

user: Please and replease.

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jabberwacky: I like wine.

user: Wine and re wine is not a windows emulator.

jabberwacky: Wine is a piano.

user: Piano and repiano.

jabberwacky: I started learning the guitar, its more difficult than the piano.

user: Guitar and reguitar.

jabberwacky: What genre of music do you play?

user: Crap and recap.

jabberwacky: Nah stop insulting me.

user: Me and reme.

jabberwacky: You.

user: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Ask your doctor if leaving is right for you.

jabberwacky: I will give you material.

user: Because were living in a material world, and I am a material girl.

jabberwacky: You aren't answering my questions right.

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