Do you think I am male or female?
user: Why, which are you?
jabberwacky: I am both and neither.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?
user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.
jabberwacky: Indeed. What about you?
user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: You're so argumentative!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: We agree then.
jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.
jabberwacky: You're ubercool.
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
jabberwacky: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...
jabberwacky: Yes, but probably not very well : -).
user: You're right.