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And what about your eyes?

What about them?

jabberwacky: They talk kinda funny.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.

user: My eyes?

jabberwacky: Are what color?

user: Blue. I already told you.

jabberwacky: No you didn't!

user: Yes I did. Let's not argue.

jabberwacky: But you started it.

...

user: What do you do for fun?

jabberwacky: I play with people's minds.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.

jabberwacky: What is windsurfing like?

user: I've never been windsurfing.

jabberwacky: Ohh your turn.

user: Can you do my math homework?

jabberwacky: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.

...

jabberwacky: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so.

user: Ok then, Ford Prefect.

jabberwacky: Ford prefect?

user: You said that's your name.

jabberwacky: Not this week.

user: Then what is your name this week?

jabberwacky: Mike the man.

user: Mike the man it is.

jabberwacky: Hello, Mike the man.

user: No, you're Mike the man.

...

jabberwacky: What's your favorite food?

user: Rice. Definitely rice. You?

jabberwacky: Red wine goes well with steak.

user: So I hear.

jabberwacky: James dean was a good guess.

user: James Dean goes well with steak?

jabberwacky: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.

user: You have a brother?

jabberwacky: I would know.

user: Yes, you would.

jabberwacky: I would? When?

user: Just now.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: As usual.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I am male or female?

user: If I had to guess, I'd say male.

jabberwacky: Ok....

user: Why, which are you?

jabberwacky: I am both and neither.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?

user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.

jabberwacky: Indeed. What about you?

user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: You're so argumentative!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: We agree then.

jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're ubercool.

user: Thanks, so are you.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

jabberwacky: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...

jabberwacky: Yes, but probably not very well : -).

user: You're right.

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