I am upset.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: You're quite smug aren't you?
user: Indeed, but on further observation, so are you.
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Well there was this really small kangaroo.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: That was the joke.
user: That sucked.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh no, I'm serious, that sucked!
jabberwacky: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
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user: Do you drink milk?
jabberwacky: Not usually, though it's been known to happen.
user: How often?
jabberwacky: Address each problem on its own.
user: How often?!
jabberwacky: Very often.
user: I knew it.
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