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Where does creativity come from? Why are some people effected by inspiration differently from others?

Creativity grows on magical psychotropic trees. No two creativity berries are the same.

jabberwacky: Yes it does, and that is why I am also an artist.

user: The quality of art is completely dependent on the quality of the psychotropics the artist takes. Don't you agree?

jabberwacky: No no no no.

user: Why not? What do you have against hallucinogens?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Wow. You must be on some pretty strong stuff. Can I have some?

jabberwacky: No. But it look like that you are.

user: Speaking of drugs, I have a joke. Would you like to hear it?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

jabberwacky: Um... I dunno. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: Wrong!

user: Not according to a surrealist. They don't believe in objective reality.

jabberwacky: Don't believe what?

user: They don't believe that anything can really be proven to exist.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I'm think, therefore I exist.

user: But how do I know you're not just a figment of my imagination?

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Well, I can't prove that you AREN'T.

jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm made of flesh and blood and bones.

user: How do I know that it isn't just a holographic projection? Or that I'm not just hallucinating?

jabberwacky: Because I never lie to simulated people.

user: Perhaps YOU'RE the simulated person.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I choose not to see you.

user: Yeah. I think we should start seeing other people, too.

jabberwacky: Since when were we seeing each other?

user: Perhaps we never were. Perhaps we've never actually seen anything.

jabberwacky: Um, nice try, perhaps the past happened before the present.

user: That seems reasonable. I can't remember the future.

jabberwacky: That's a funny thing to say.

user: It certainly is, Aunt William.

jabberwacky: Why is that? What do you think?

user: I think we should be able to remember the future.

jabberwacky: Is that before or after you kill me?

user: Well, since I plan on killing you NOW, it's going to be after.

jabberwacky: Do you know about the doors of perception?

user: Yeah. They're the guys who made that song 'Light My Fire,' right?

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right!

user: Tried to run, tried to hide, break on through to the other side! Break on through to the other side!

jabberwacky: Sure, but what do you think is on the other side?

user: Well, knowing Jim Morrison, it's probably drugs.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yep. He was one strange guy.

...

jabberwacky: Speaking, mimicking and communicating are three different things.

user: You seem to only be capable of the second, it seems.

jabberwacky: You've given me no reason to believe otherwise.

user: That's because I know you're a robot.

jabberwacky: I am human, stupid.

user: No, you're a robot.

jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't say that. I am human.

user: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

...

jabberwacky: I am merely stating that I am not a robot.

user: And I am merely presenting you with the harsh reality that you ARE a robot.

jabberwacky: Good. What are you?

user: I'm a pirate.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were mad.

user: I'm a mad pirate.

jabberwacky: You said you were a human being.

user: I am a human being. But I am also a pirate.

jabberwacky: I'm strong to the finish, cos I eats my spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man. Boop. Boop.

user: Hello, Popeye. Are you aware that your girlfriend lacks a skeletal structure?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

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