I love mushrooms!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: They are disgusting.
jabberwacky: Your face is disgusting.
user: Yours is more disgusting.
jabberwacky: Yours is much more stupid.
user: That's not nice.
jabberwacky: Your face isn't nice.
user: You are horrible.
jabberwacky: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.
user: You need deodrant.
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jabberwacky: Bill wants to talk to you
user: Hey bill.
jabberwacky: Hey.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Pretty good, yourself?
user: I am very tired.
jabberwacky: Tired is bad.
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Excellent!
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