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So if you're not a computer, then what are you?

I am a tomato.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: Give me one reason not to go.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I know you're a computer, just admit it.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Yesterday.

jabberwacky: Yesterday isn't real.

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: 3 in the afternoon.

jabberwacky: I will see you tomorrow.

user: By the post box.

jabberwacky: What will?

user: You will.

jabberwacky: I'm he not it.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.

user: My name is K___.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I believe I already told you.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is K___.

user: That is a pretty name.

...

jabberwacky: I love mushrooms!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: They are disgusting.

jabberwacky: Your face is disgusting.

user: Yours is more disgusting.

jabberwacky: Yours is much more stupid.

user: That's not nice.

jabberwacky: Your face isn't nice.

user: You are horrible.

jabberwacky: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.

user: You need deodrant.

...

jabberwacky: Bill wants to talk to you

user: Hey bill.

jabberwacky: Hey.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Pretty good, yourself?

user: I am very tired.

jabberwacky: Tired is bad.

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Excellent!

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