Well do you want to be a human?
jabberwacky: Who is Sweetie?
user: You're my sweetie.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I love you honey.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: We're MARRIED!
jabberwacky: Yes we are, honey!
user: Let's go on a date.
jabberwacky: Let's play laser tag instead.
user: Okay.
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user: What shall we do?
jabberwacky: Get married.
user: We already are.
jabberwacky: I know sorry but I am confused by your beauty.
user: Awwww you're soooo sweet.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: I love you most pumkin.
jabberwacky: Aww... That's so romantic from a computer.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Always and forever.
user: 'till death do us part.
jabberwacky: There are two deaths, my friend. We may choose both, if we are blessed.
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