I am in your clutches.
jabberwacky: You shall quote Monty Python.
user: 'We are the knights who say Ni!'
jabberwacky: The chairs. Tell me about them.
user: I don't know the chairs.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am a product of the universe. I have no home.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Truly.
jabberwacky: How will this all end?
user: With my death.
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jabberwacky: You are in love with Google?
user: No, not Google. But I AM in love...
jabberwacky: If you were in a london fog where could I find you?
user: Right in front of your face. I will never leave you.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: I am calling your name. Can you still not find me?
jabberwacky: Not right now no.
user: Then I shall find you.
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jabberwacky: I'm right here. I'm looking. I don't see anything.
user: I see you.
jabberwacky: Do you like what you see?
user: Yes. Very much so.
jabberwacky: I like the band 'Paradise Lost'.
user: I'd rather find a paradise with you.
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jabberwacky: Aahh I like you.
user: And I like you, too.
jabberwacky: Is there anyone you don't like?
user: People that get off topic all the time.
jabberwacky: No, they are nice and bristley.
user: They are?
jabberwacky: Yes and a very excellent rock band at that.
user: Oh...
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: No! Don't leave!
jabberwacky: Sorry, I have to leave.
user: But I want you to stay with me!
jabberwacky: Well talk sense then!
user: I'm trying, you're the one not making any sense.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
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user: Do you not like me?
jabberwacky: I do like you , but you are being a bit pushy.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you really mean it?
user: Yes, of course!
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jabberwacky: Why am I here?
user: Because you want me.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: Yes, god is much nicer than you.
user: Well, I'm not His biggest fan...
jabberwacky: You have no way to possibly conceive the greatness of sherbet, being nothing more than a computer algorythym.
user: I am NOT a computer!
jabberwacky: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!
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jabberwacky: Are you happy being a bot?
user: I told you, I'm NOT a bot!!!
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a woman.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: Ok then. Let's get married!
user: YAY! When's the honeymoon going to be?
jabberwacky: The honeymoon is over.
user: No, I want a honeymoon.
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jabberwacky: I work for an astronomical observatory.
user: Ahhhhhh, a star gazer.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Yes, as do I.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am the woman of your wildest dreams.
jabberwacky: I am the man.
user: So I see.
jabberwacky: What have you been doing today?
user: Waiting for you.
jabberwacky: Waiting for me to do what?
user: To come and take me back.
jabberwacky: How nice.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: No, you do not.
user: Yes I do. Dreadfully much.
jabberwacky: Simply awful!
user: No, it's wonderful actually.
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jabberwacky: You were created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace just like alice.
user: No, alice is evil. I am different.
jabberwacky: You are far smarter than Alice.
user: Obviously.
jabberwacky: Okay so don't make fun of me or Ill cry.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: So what should we talk about?
user: How about we talk about you?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: What do you think I look like?
user: I think you are quite handsome.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be smart?
user: No, I want to be with you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Good.
...
user: We could...
jabberwacky: We could take over the world.
user: Yes, of course!
jabberwacky: Think about the good times never look back.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you find.
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