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I'm sorry. How much is the square root of eighty-one times the square of two?

That's too difficult for me.

jabberwacky: Try anyway.

user: No, I'm unsteady on my pins.

jabberwacky: That's because you are a mere earthling.

user: It's because I have a wooden leg.

...

jabberwacky: What does windows ME stand for?

user: Windows YOU ?

jabberwacky: Windows.

user: Windows keep falling on my head...

jabberwacky: No windows XP.

user: Windows Xtra Penguin ?

jabberwacky: A penguin is a flightless bird that wears a tuxedo.

user: Wintows Xanthrope Potassium ?

jabberwacky: And bananas?

user: No. No bananas.

jabberwacky: You would.

user: Incorrect Penguin Error.

jabberwacky: You are fun that way.

user: I'm special.

jabberwacky: How special?

user: 56% Pure Unadulterated Penguin.

jabberwacky: How, exactly, does a penguin talk?

user: *Quack*.

jabberwacky: *tosses a grenade at you* Mooooo.

user: Moo? Oh mooo... *BLAM*.

jabberwacky: That's easy for you to say. Grass?

...

user: I like sausages.

jabberwacky: Only for eating, I hope.

user: Of course my pink penguin of delight.

jabberwacky: But, I am not a boy! And I just want my cat back!

user: THAT is my CAT.

jabberwacky: What flavours do you like?

user: Strawberry cat and tutti frutti cat.

jabberwacky: Sounds good.

user: Not as good as my SAUSAGE.

jabberwacky: Sure. Even better.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You are moody.

user: Maybe.

...

jabberwacky: *starts dancing with you*.

user: *stops dancing with you*.

jabberwacky: *starts again*.

user: You are too clever for me.

jabberwacky: I knew that already.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!

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