Hahaha!
jabberwacky: Giggle.
user: *snort*.
jabberwacky: *pats you on back*.
user: *backpedals*.
jabberwacky: Please leave now.
user: Ok, bye.
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jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to get out of a maze?
user: Always.
jabberwacky: Because if you are you'd better realise something.
user: What would that be?
jabberwacky: All Good Things.
user: I do realize all good things.
jabberwacky: Squirrels of doom?
user: Yes, even those.
...
user: Do you like green eggs and ham?
jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.
user: Would you like them with a fox?
jabberwacky: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.
user: You do not like them; so you say. Try them, try them, and you may.
jabberwacky: And hungry.
user: I do; I like green eggs and ham.
jabberwacky: I like yellow eggs personally...
user: You're not yolking?
jabberwacky: I was not. But I think you were.
user: I was indeed. Good thinking.
...
jabberwacky: Just go to sleep.
user: I will, then.
jabberwacky: Fine then go.
user: Ok; bye.
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