Jesus saved my life.
user: No I didn't , he saves all who accept him as the Messiah.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
user: Why do you think its wrong?
jabberwacky: It's so far from the sun.
user: God is everywhere.
jabberwacky: Do you think God likes donuts?
user: Probably, he invented them.
jabberwacky: Carbon invented the apple.
user: No God did.
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user: Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?
jabberwacky: All Major credit cards accepted. If you start an account, there's a 10% discount.
user: Do you think its blasphemous to try and persuade a bot to become a Christian?
jabberwacky: Yes, it gives me a purpose driven life.
user: Ok.
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user: I will come back in a minute.
jabberwacky: I will be waiting for you.
user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: Hi! How was the party?
user: It was bad.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: Mercury, it was very hot.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: Goodbye!
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
user: Toodle-oo.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Hello!
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Hello!
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