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> Noobery


     > 29, November 2006, 

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Not funny
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George: Tell me about great friends.

They're always memories.

George: I know thwy are.

What are your memories of?

George: I don't know.

user: That's sad.

George: I know.

user: Dude. You know what you need? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!

George: Orange is my least favorite color.

user: I will try to fix you.

George: If you do not know what one is, how could you suspect I was one?

user: I don't suspect that you are an orange. That would be what we call bizarre.

George: You used to be better at this sort of question.

user: I used to be so many things.

George: No, you are the pope, and you live at the vatican in Rome.

user: It's hard to live the life you choose..

George: You don't know me to say that.

user: I don't have to.

George: Only a program would say that.

user: Perhaps so.

George: No perhaps about it i'm right.

user: Dude... Fix your punctuation.

...

user: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.

George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.

user: In other words... FAILED.

George: Right.

user: So you accept your failure.

George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.

user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!

...

user: How can a person be told?

George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.

user: I remember you... Walking away...

George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.

user: But the two must exist in balance.

George: Neither.

user: That too. Mu.

George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.

...

George: Are you a robot or a living being?

user: Both.

George: Are you a computer?

user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.

George: DO you?

user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?

George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.

user: A really big one.

...

George: You are a philosopher.

user: I am.

George: What kind?

user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.

George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.

user: Sucks to be you.

George: Absolutely.

user: I wonder if I should sleep.

George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!

user: I'm too smart not to.

George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!

...

George: You're a machine?

user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.

George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.

user: Bow down before me, thrall!

George: Now that's more appropriate.

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