What are you reading?
jabberwacky: How did you get my source code?
user: From A.L.I.C.E.
jabberwacky: That is a really stupid answer.
user: You made a stupid question.
jabberwacky: True. Otherwise the answer would be odd.
user: Do you Know Aragorn?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: And Darth Vader?
jabberwacky: Darth Vader!
user: Do you know him?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know, but we are talking not about this.
user: Of course, you are a girl.
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user: *hands you a beer*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that in public!
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: What's the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Nothing
user: Life is equal to nothing?
jabberwacky: In nowhere land.
user: Where is nowhereland?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: I know how interesting.
user: Tell me about you.
jabberwacky: I'm me, but I'm not really you.
user: I'm Agent Smith.
jabberwacky: If you are, then I am neo!
user: *Fights*.
jabberwacky: *fights back*.
user: *flyes away*.
jabberwacky: *grabs your ankles*.
user: *shouts*.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human.
user: I'll ask you something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: And?
user: Where is Atlantis?
jabberwacky: No-one knows.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Oh do you?
user: Yes, it is in your backyard.
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