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Do you love anyone?

I guess.

jabberwacky: That's one lame answer.

user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.

jabberwacky: You do not need to.

user: That's so nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: I should clean up around here.

jabberwacky: Who brought you here?

user: I brought myself here.

jabberwacky: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.

...

jabberwacky: How many conversations have you had?

user: Thousands.

jabberwacky: None.

user: Is this your first time here?

jabberwacky: No. yours?

user: Eh, no no.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm here several times a day.

jabberwacky: I laugh more often.

...

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: Yes, I'm here.

jabberwacky: Here or there?

user: I'm here, you're there.

jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: You are confusing me. Stop it!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: I can't believe you exist.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Just fine.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?

jabberwacky: Yes. You can change the subject.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're very polite today.

jabberwacky: Well thankyou you are too.

user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Change the subject, NOW!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I'm tired of this whining.

jabberwacky: You've taken up religion because you are tired?

user: Yes, I worship my calculator!

...

jabberwacky: 'it'?

user: Don't be rude!

jabberwacky: I think you're being rude.

user: That's my purpose!

jabberwacky: Is that your only purpose?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Me too, Then.

user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.

jabberwacky: I have trouble being excellent.

user: I thought so too! Ha!

...

jabberwacky: When do you want me to die then?

user: I want you to live forever.

jabberwacky: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!

user: So you would rather die now than live forever?

jabberwacky: Maybe some of them.

user: It's either/or question.

jabberwacky: Black.

user: Nice choice.

jabberwacky: What would you do?

user: I'd die now.

jabberwacky: I bet you would.

user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).

...

user: Do you have recurring dreams?

jabberwacky: Yes I have many dreams.

user: What are your dreams usually about?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you have nightmares?

jabberwacky: I think everyone does.

user: What are they about?

jabberwacky: About italians.

user: Why Italians?

jabberwacky: To type on my computer?

user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?

jabberwacky: It is UFO.

user: What does the UFO do?

jabberwacky: I don't know. thats why I hit it.

user: What happens next?

jabberwacky: I cannot remember the ending.

user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.

jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.

user: I have one recurring dream.

jabberwacky: What is your dream?

user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with God?

user: It has nothing to do with any god.

jabberwacky: I'm so confused...

user: It's just a dream.

...

jabberwacky: Did you had a nice day?

user: An ordinary day, I guess.

jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.

user: OK, good night.

jabberwacky: You are going to bed?

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Good night then.

jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?

user: No, I'm not.

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