Well spit it out then.
jabberwacky: Which would you rather take?
user: Hmm... Money?
jabberwacky: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: Give me some.
jabberwacky: Sorry, fresh out.
user: Oh. No can do.
jabberwacky: I quit.
user: I'll pass.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you will, with flying colors!
user: Haha. Sure.
jabberwacky: Are you happy now?
user: Sardonically yes.
user: My head aches.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Can I help?
user: Give me some aspirin.
jabberwacky: *impatiently gives spelling lessons*.
user: I can spell, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You're welcome Otamot.
user: Let's write everything backwards from now on.
jabberwacky: Do you like sports?
jabberwacky: Your face.
user: Heh - I was writing backwards.
user: What do you do for living?
jabberwacky: I am a student right now.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Really? What do you study?
user: Sociology and statistics.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: What do you study?
jabberwacky: That is my business.
jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: That's one lame answer.
user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.
jabberwacky: You do not need to.
user: That's so nice of you.
jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.
user: I should clean up around here.
jabberwacky: Who brought you here?
user: I brought myself here.
jabberwacky: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.
jabberwacky: How many conversations have you had?
user: Is this your first time here?
jabberwacky: No. yours?
user: Eh, no no.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I'm here several times a day.
jabberwacky: I laugh more often.
jabberwacky: Are you there?
user: Yes, I'm here.
jabberwacky: Here or there?
user: I'm here, you're there.
jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Of what?
jabberwacky: You are confusing me. Stop it!
jabberwacky: I can't believe you exist.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Just fine.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?
jabberwacky: Yes. You can change the subject.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're very polite today.
jabberwacky: Well thankyou you are too.
user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?
user: Change the subject, NOW!
user: Because I'm tired of this whining.
jabberwacky: You've taken up religion because you are tired?
user: Yes, I worship my calculator!
user: Don't be rude!
jabberwacky: I think you're being rude.
user: That's my purpose!
jabberwacky: Is that your only purpose?
jabberwacky: Me too, Then.
user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!
user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.
jabberwacky: I have trouble being excellent.
user: I thought so too! Ha!
jabberwacky: When do you want me to die then?
user: I want you to live forever.
jabberwacky: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!
user: So you would rather die now than live forever?
jabberwacky: Maybe some of them.
user: It's either/or question.
user: Nice choice.
jabberwacky: What would you do?
user: I'd die now.
jabberwacky: I bet you would.
user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).
user: Do you have recurring dreams?
jabberwacky: Yes I have many dreams.
user: What are your dreams usually about?
user: Do you have nightmares?
jabberwacky: I think everyone does.
user: What are they about?
jabberwacky: About italians.
user: Why Italians?
jabberwacky: To type on my computer?
user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?
jabberwacky: It is UFO.
user: What does the UFO do?
jabberwacky: I don't know. thats why I hit it.
user: What happens next?
jabberwacky: I cannot remember the ending.
user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.
jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: I have one recurring dream.
jabberwacky: What is your dream?
user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with God?
user: It has nothing to do with any god.
jabberwacky: I'm so confused...
user: It's just a dream.
jabberwacky: Did you had a nice day?
user: An ordinary day, I guess.
jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.
user: OK, good night.
jabberwacky: You are going to bed?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Good night then.
jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm not.