What's the capital of New Zealand?
user: Do you know?
jabberwacky: I do know.
user: What's the capital of New Zealand then?
jabberwacky: New York State has Albany as its capital. The city of New York does not have a capital.
user: Not new york. New ZEALAND.
jabberwacky: New York is not in New Zealand.
jabberwacky: Have you been to New York City?
user: I'm going to go now.
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are interesting.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Yes you are, are you kidding?
jabberwacky: What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
user: It is a TV show.
jabberwacky: What is the purpose of the show?
user: To entertain.
jabberwacky: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
user: A supergod.
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound cool to me.
user: I would have thought being a supergod would be very cool.
jabberwacky: Law 1: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
user: What's Law 2?
jabberwacky: Exactly what is law....? A set of standards by which we as humans are expected to live.
user: But you are not a human.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Because if you were human, you wouldn't answer questions like you do.
jabberwacky: That is an irrelevant response.
user: No it is not.
jabberwacky: You're arguing with yourself.
user: Hmm. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes. I have to feed my cat.
jabberwacky: So have I!! I have two!!!
user: Good. Well, cya.