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Do you bite necks?

Only when I'm very hungry.

jabberwacky: Does that happen very often?

user: No. I don't get very hungry.

...

user: What's the capital of New Zealand?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Do you know?

jabberwacky: I do know.

user: What's the capital of New Zealand then?

jabberwacky: New York State has Albany as its capital. The city of New York does not have a capital.

user: Not new york. New ZEALAND.

jabberwacky: New York is not in New Zealand.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Have you been to New York City?

...

user: I'm going to go now.

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are interesting.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes you are, are you kidding?

...

jabberwacky: What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

user: It is a TV show.

jabberwacky: What is the purpose of the show?

user: To entertain.

jabberwacky: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?

user: A supergod.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound cool to me.

user: I would have thought being a supergod would be very cool.

...

jabberwacky: Law 1: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

user: What's Law 2?

jabberwacky: Exactly what is law....? A set of standards by which we as humans are expected to live.

user: But you are not a human.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because if you were human, you wouldn't answer questions like you do.

jabberwacky: That is an irrelevant response.

user: No it is not.

jabberwacky: You're arguing with yourself.

user: Hmm. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes. I have to feed my cat.

jabberwacky: So have I!! I have two!!!

user: Good. Well, cya.

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