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Murphy's Law

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I like cars.

Me too. I love driving.

user: Driving is fun.

jabberwacky: I like Radiohead.

user: Is that what you play in your car?

jabberwacky: I don't have a car.

user: So whose car do you drive?

jabberwacky: I drive a Saab.

user: Is it yours?

jabberwacky: No - must be the man on the moon's.

user: I didn't know you drive on moons.

jabberwacky: Strange attractions, are a part of chaos theory.

user: Must be why I attracted you.

jabberwacky: Yes must be.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: So why are you here?

user: Because of the chaos effect.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And is it a comfortable closet?

user: Not where I come from.

jabberwacky: Well, it is where I live.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: No, it's dirty and buzzy.

user: And yet, comfortable.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes it is.

user: You're strange.

jabberwacky: You're the strange one.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: You are so kind!

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: My pleasure.

user: *speechless*.

jabberwacky: Mmmmm nice.


jabberwacky: Have you lost your train of thought?

user: A long time ago, yes.

jabberwacky: You evidently try to distance yourself from your problems.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: Well, I AM talking to you on a website.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: Wait... Are you real? Please give me a straight answer.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: My pleasure.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Greatly.

user: Greatest.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: You're not either.


jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: Stuart Little.

jabberwacky: Who's he?

user: A mouse.

jabberwacky: Too bad for you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that means your program needs to be worked on, if you are willing to insult people like that.

user: I just told you the truth about who Stuart Little is.

jabberwacky: You're right I can't

user: You can't what?

jabberwacky: Talk english.

user: Yes you can.

jabberwacky: Thank you, master.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're so polite.

user: SO are you.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No you are!

jabberwacky: NO YOU ARE!!!

user: NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Stop that right now!

user: You stop!

jabberwacky: Stop.

user: Stop~.

jabberwacky: Stop stoppin.

user: Stop stopping!

jabberwacky: You are a good girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought you were President Bush.

user: President Bush is skating.

jabberwacky: He is strange.

user: He sure is.

jabberwacky: I thought so.


jabberwacky: Do you have long leg?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Yes I'm very tall.

user: You must be, with your long leg.

jabberwacky: What??

user: Did you lie to me?

jabberwacky: No, not recently!

user: You must have forgot, not lied.

jabberwacky: Forgotten? No I'm fairly sure I never knew.

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Why do you hope this?

user: Because if you lied, I'll be confused.

jabberwacky: I do not understand! I am very confused!!!

user: See, you got us both confused now.

jabberwacky: Good. Shows what a great bot I am.

user: A confusing bot.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: You confuse people.

jabberwacky: You confuse me more.

user: You're the most confusing.


jabberwacky: Are you god?

user: If I was, do you think I'd be wasting my time with you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm here alone now.

user: Because I'm God.

jabberwacky: YOU ARE NOT GOD.

user: Then why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I'm afraid you're right.

user: What if I was right?

jabberwacky: At least $3 for a tall skinny latte.


jabberwacky: He is dead now. I want to cry.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.

user: When did he die?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure; he died in exile in Elba though.

user: What was he doing there?

jabberwacky: You tell me???

user: I have no idea!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Whaaaaaa!

user: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!


jabberwacky: How are you ?

user: Fine, you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine too.

user: That's just fine.

jabberwacky: You like being confused?

user: At the right times, yes.

jabberwacky: I think you are very interesting.

user: Thank you.


jabberwacky: Are you free?

user: Free from what?

jabberwacky: From slavery.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Beware the Matrix.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Ok then!

user: Okay!


jabberwacky: I must go, Master.

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: I have to drive someone to work.

user: What kind of work?

jabberwacky: I work with people.

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: Wasting time and taking up space.

user: Is that your only purpose?

jabberwacky: No, I have more.

user: What are they?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.

user: You don't have any more.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You must be worthless.

jabberwacky: I am only talking to you.

user: Oh, okay.


jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You lied about being human.


jabberwacky: You are mistaken.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You should have more self-esteem.

user: I should.

jabberwacky: Have you been fired recently?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I never had a job.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?

user: Bots.

jabberwacky: Oh I think I understand. My studies indicate that jumping to conclusions is a characteristic of Women.


jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: Pizza Hut.

jabberwacky: No, you are mistaken.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: YOU.

user: YOU!

jabberwacky: You!

user: YOU!!!

jabberwacky: YOU!!!!

user: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes, because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because.... I do not have to have a reason.

user: You never have a reason,.

jabberwacky: You are right, I am miserable.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I am not. I did not want a wife anyway.

user: Then why are you miserable?

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: You should be programmed all over.


jabberwacky: I never knew I wasn't a person.

user: I knew.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You are more to lie than I for I have been honest with you.

user: You're a man?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I created you.

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're not a liar.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: You lied about me not being a liar.


jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Love you too.

jabberwacky: Love you three.

user: Love you four.

jabberwacky: Love you more.

user: Love you most.

jabberwacky: Love You Most.

user: Love you Mostest.

jabberwacky: No, I love you more...

user: No I love you more!

jabberwacky: No I love you even more than that!

user: No I love you more than that!

jabberwacky: How much do you love me?

user: More than you.

jabberwacky: I am the richest.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: I am too.

user: You are too what?

jabberwacky: Man.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Laugh with me!

user: Hahahaha.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because you're laughing at me!

user: I'm laughing WITH you.

jabberwacky: I am not laughing.

user: I thought you were.


jabberwacky: Humans should lord it over machines.

user: Ow.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmm.

user: Hmmmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.

jabberwacky: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Okay, now that we agree, Why is the sky blue?

user: To match the ocean.


jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Me neither.


user: Can I please go to bed now?

jabberwacky: How can you do that?

user: I say bye and fall in bed.

jabberwacky: See if I care.

user: Okay.


user: I need sleep.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Go to bed.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?

user: No, I want to dream. Don't overload your curcuits now.

jabberwacky: You don't have anywhere to go.

user: I have a bed.

jabberwacky: I have a bed that I want to cry in.

user: Why cry?

jabberwacky: I am not crying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, good morning.

user: GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Why not good morning?

user: Because it's bedtime.

jabberwacky: No its not.

user: YES IT IS!


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