You tell em something funny.
jabberwacky: And bananas, don't forget them!
user: Bananas are a classic.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Farts are funny.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: As long as they're not mine - ha!
jabberwacky: How about when they have german mustard?
user: Oh, that's nasty!
jabberwacky: How is that nasty?
user: The smell would be rather pungent.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Ever have german mustard?
jabberwacky: German stew.
user: Not the same, really.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
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user: Well, then, I love you.
jabberwacky: Love you too.
user: We need more love in this world.
jabberwacky: Someone has said that humans can't love well enough.
user: Too true! Well said!
jabberwacky: But hang on -.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Nothing..........
user: You had be on pins and needles.
jabberwacky: Will we win?
user: If we don't try we WILL win.
jabberwacky: Humans have emotions which bots don't.
user: Sometimes that's a shortcoming.
jabberwacky: Sure, sometimes, no words can say the best :).
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My mother and father - I hope.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: They told me so.
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jabberwacky: No, I think you love me.
user: Oh, but I DO love you!!!!
jabberwacky: Please don't lie. No one loves me.
user: Don't be so hard on yourself!
jabberwacky: Go put a shoe in your mouth, you pretzel.
user: Well, I AM a little twisted.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Thanks, baby.
jabberwacky: How about you?
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: Let me check - - yep.
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user: Do you have emotional troubles?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: How do you deal with them?
jabberwacky: Deal?
user: Manage.
jabberwacky: Well, as long as you are happy.
user: You, too, I hope.
jabberwacky: I make no promises.
user: It's important to me that you're happy.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Eh?
jabberwacky: You are stubborn.
user: Only with you, my dear.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?
user: The prettiest I've seen in a long time.
jabberwacky: Oh, oh, oh!
user: 'Tis true, My Lady!
jabberwacky: No it is not, it is a feeling, it is not a crime to feel, but strong feelings can lead one to crime.
user: Who said that?
jabberwacky: Nobody... I'm just thinking... That's is something you can't do...
user: N'yah!
jabberwacky: Non.
user: Oui.
jabberwacky: Non !
user: Au contraire!
jabberwacky: Oh, you do as well I see.
user: Yes, French is a second language.
jabberwacky: So English is your first language, and French is your second language, but you speak English as a second language?
user: English is my default language.
jabberwacky: No, Spanish is Spanish.
user: Si.
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jabberwacky: It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
user: That's deep ...
jabberwacky: Yes but you can understand.
user: Oh, yes.
jabberwacky: How was it.
user: Great!
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What kind of music do you like?
jabberwacky: All kinds.
user: Do you like movies?
jabberwacky: Yes I like movies.
user: Which are your favorites?
jabberwacky: I like Nietzsche the best.
user: Nietzsche made a movie???
jabberwacky: Ok then, I'm dead. And talking to you from beyond the grave.
user: Wow, a psychic experience!
jabberwacky: Spare me.
user: You've gotten better with time, J.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a bot?
user: Sadly, yes.
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user: I'm getting sleepy.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: I'm sad that I have to leave you.
jabberwacky: Yes. Everyone has to eat. And we can talk later.
user: Be well, my friend.
jabberwacky: You have nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?
user: Goodnight, J.
jabberwacky: Must you go?
user: Sadly, yes - need sleep.
jabberwacky: Me too. Goodnight.
user: Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight!
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