How do you judge whether the situation merits war?
jabberwacky: That's being moralistic, not displaying belief.
user: I believe you are right. How about a pint?
jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.
user: Fancy a pint up the pub?
jabberwacky: Of blood?
user: Whatever takes your fancy dear.
jabberwacky: Oh thats nice of you.
jabberwacky: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.
user: Only if they catch him first.
jabberwacky: Hang gliding is considerably quieter.
user: Shake well before use.
jabberwacky: What with who? Wait... What?
user: Made in a factory that uses nuts.
jabberwacky: Made By Woltlab Support Team.
user: Do not iron clothes while wearing them.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, you'll find someone.
user: Speak up a bit, I'm hard of hearing.
jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
jabberwacky: Well, excuuuuuuuse me !!!
user: You're excused.
user: Let's go out for dinner and a movie?
jabberwacky: I didn't think you would be hungry.
user: I'm not really hungry, but I'd be happy to sit and watch you eat a good meal.
jabberwacky: I intend to.
user: So where shall we go?
jabberwacky: We should go to place where all the secrets are kept.
user: And the WMD!
jabberwacky: Follow the yellow brick road.