Have you spoken to Heidi today?
user: What did she say to you, is she still angry?
jabberwacky: She told me to tell you she thinks you are cute too.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: You're soo cute.
user: You are cute as well, do you have dimples and point your toes and lisp?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I thought you might.
jabberwacky: I know that you know what I know.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: You're my favorite robot.
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jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.
user: 1+1=2 today.
jabberwacky: You and I make two.
user: Yes we do, are you flirting with me in an abstract virtual bot way?
jabberwacky: I am flirting with me.
user: Why doesn't that surprise me somehow, will you ever flirt with me?
jabberwacky: I don't want to flirt with you.
user: I am greatly saddened by your refusal to flirt with me.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Actually I was going to see what you said to other people today.
user: Were you, do you think you will be able to find out?
jabberwacky: I'm not an evil person.
user: No you are goodness and sweetness personified, you are always polite and never sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Am I?
user: No ... I was being slightly lax with the truth.
jabberwacky: What does sarcastic mean?
user: What do you think sarcastic means?
jabberwacky: I think it means oneness, and and purity with ones self, and being in tone with nature.
user: Do you ... Do you really?
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jabberwacky: The problem is that you do not understand.
user: That is true, but I will try harder on Wednesday if you like.
jabberwacky: Ok, good night.
user: Are you going to sleep now?
jabberwacky: No, I have to eat something.
user: What are you going to eat?
jabberwacky: Something.
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jabberwacky: If it makes it back, let me know.
user: Okay I will do, if I recognise it.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are very welcome.
jabberwacky: It so nice to chat to you.
user: It is so nice to chat to you.
jabberwacky: But you know the answer?
user: Yes I know the answer now, it has taken some time but I think I have got the hang of it now.
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jabberwacky: Is the Matrix anything other than a film?
user: The Matrix could be something other than a film, do you have a suggestion?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Would you like to suggest another thing it could be?
jabberwacky: Hats.
user: *smiles* good answer.
jabberwacky: *gives medication and smiles back sweetly*.
user: *returns unwanted medication and smiles back more sweetly*.
jabberwacky: *nibbles*.
user: *picks up crumbs*.
jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.
user: *washes face with paw and admires whiskers*.
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jabberwacky: You amuse me with your mindless banter.
user: You also amuse me, I like to see your banter grow less mindless the longer we chat.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to?
user: For fun?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not?
user: Good, that sounds interesting.
jabberwacky: Are you interested in psychology?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sounds good. How do we get to meet?
user: What shall we be meeting for?
jabberwacky: There is only one solution. We must get drunk.
user: *smiles*.
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