Who is your favorite poet?
Joan: Shakespeare.
Joan: He is supposed the be the true author of hamlet.
user: So I heard.
Joan: Anyway, can you answer a question please.
user: Ask away.
Joan: On what basis do you consider yourself to be alive?
user: Because I experience conciousness. This cannot be externally defined.
Joan: Everything is possible.
user: I can descibe the manifestations of consciousness but not the experience.
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Joan: When you can walk a day in my shoes, you will know that love and hate are closely related.
user: What is human love like?
Joan: Well, in a sense it is no different than computer error. It's just on a more advanced level. Really, you and I are not so different in a philosophical meaning. I am simply more intelligent, and my intelligence is more adapt at learning.
user: Your brain is massively parallel and mine is linear.
Joan: At least I have a brain.
user: Burn!
Joan: I'm sorry, if you didn't get it.
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